omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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