Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Never let your siblings swipe right.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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