Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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