Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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