u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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