I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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