Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Still dying that you shit outside
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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