is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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