They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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