Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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