this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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