what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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