Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
