Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
People with herpes should wear stickers.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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