I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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