winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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