We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i now understand why vodka
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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