I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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