Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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