you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We just shotgunned beers for America
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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