Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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