**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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