I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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