Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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