I got chris browned last night
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You don't make any sense
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Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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