I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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