Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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