JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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