dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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