ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My hand turned me down
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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