New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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