quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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