yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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