I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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