I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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