Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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