Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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