I cockslap morals
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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