I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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