i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
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