she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It's rum buckets o'clock
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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