i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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