FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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