Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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