About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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