did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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