Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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