: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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