just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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