My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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