I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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