You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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