I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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