When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The feeling are messing with the penis
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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