Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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