THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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